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A large bunch of idiots who have been in charge of the Titanic for ten years have come up with their fifteenth plan to save the ship, which has a four hundred foot hole in its side. "Our cunning new plan" explained the Captain "is to rearrange the deckchairs some more."
Several idiots yesterday